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SHRINNKAGE!!!!!! THERE WAS SHRINKAGE FROM THE POOL!!!!!
What would be awesome (if I had time when going through "security") is when they finish rummaging through your bag looking for a ricin bombs or nuclear warheads is to take out a 3 oz. spray can of Lysol or disinfectant and start spraying all your stuff before folding it back up and replacing it in your suitcase, then open a package of wipes and wipe down every surface they touched with their hands or that stupid wand they swipe over everything. If they protest, all you have to do is tell them,"You are a stranger and I don't know who you are, you look like a suspicious person to me, you've been rummaging through my personal belongings and I do not know what you may have placed therein, your appearance is disheveled and unclean and you are wearing dirty neoprene gloves, you could have been picking dingle berries from your ass hair from behind your "screen of solitude" before I walked up and you are obviously not smart enough to get a better job than this so give me just a moment while I make sure you've not contaminated by stuff and consider yourself fortunate that you've had an opportunity to have someone like me speak to you courteously during this encounter at the airport instead of having to decline your offer of "fries with that" at a drive through window."
Excuse my run-on sentence.
The interesting thing about the TSA is in their history they have never found a real explosive device. The only thing they seem to find is guns and even the $5.50 an hour contractor did that better than them. America has been sold a bill of goods once again.
I know if I was behind him I'd be cursing him for holding things up !