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Waiting for the traffic light to turn green in his Beatle car..
Suddenly comes a brand new ferrari and stops next to him.

Beatle guy looks at the ferrari - "Hey you.. wanna change cars?"

Ferrari guy confused - "what do you mean??"

Beatles guy - "ill give you my car and you give me yours.."

Ferrari guy - "are you crazy?? Look at your car!"

Beatle guy - "pull over, i will show you something.."

The ferrari guy got curious, they both stop on the side of the road. The beatle guy opens his trunk and a genie comes out!

The beatle guy says to the genie "2 espressos please."

And poof! They get 2 espressos..

The ferrari guy shocked with eyes wide open suddenly gives the beatle guy his ferrari. He waits a couple of second untill the beatle guy drives further away in his car. He opens the trunk extremely excited.. and the genie comes out!

Ferrari guy - "I want 1 billion dollars! And a huge villa! And 3 ferraris! And a-..."

Genie - "hold on hold on! I only make coffee bro..",,,,,,,,,,,,
 
Guy sees Maaco (use Earl Scheib if you're over 65) ad that says
"Complete Paint Job $69.95 One Day Service"
Thinks it's a great opportunity to get his VW bug fixed up.
Drives down there, asks if special price is still valid and true
he can get it back same day. After confirming details he
makes appt to drop it off the next day at 7a.m.
Next day he's all excited can't wait to get his 'new' car back.
About 4:30 he can't stand it any longer so goes down to pick it up.
As he pulls into lot, sees his VW sitting outside and he's shocked.
In addition to the body, the bumpers and glass are painted. Even
the tires are painted. He goes in and asks for the manager. Then
he asks the manager "what have you done to my car? Look at it!"
Manager says "Came out great didn't it? Just as promised, complete
paint job for just $69.95".
Customer fumes"This is ridiculous, I'm not paying for this I'm just going
to get in it and drive home".
Manager tells him " I wouldn't do that if I was you"
Man snaps back "Oh yeah? why not?"
Manager says " The inside isn't quite dry yet."
 
Yea a buddy of mine got one of his painted by Earl Scheib for 39.95. He knew that they don't tape anything up so he did that himself ahead of time. I guess it turned out OK. He also had a 61 Ford Falcon that was a New York car. He stuck News Papers in the rust holes before he had it painted
 
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