From eatin cornbread and beans??........I spend most of my time sitting by a spring fed lake, eating my steak before my salad. So I don't have a lot of time to chit-chat on here about over-priced items or poor etiquette.
Just a compromise I have to make for being very very rich....
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GUN SHOW IN HAMPTON ??
- Thread starter mark.salvano
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I only eat steaks and salads. Beans and cornbread are for poor folks.
Sorry gotta go, my chauffeur has just pulled up. He's taking me to my water polo match. Hopefully my horse won't drown this week. Kinda a shame, as I have lost some of my best horses that way.
Don't let it rain on ya. Them German staff cars like to fill up with water when it rains........
quiet.why so quite everyone you wanna hear more jokes
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?They don’t have the guts!
Rich people ride in Rolls Royces, not old Volkswagens!Don't let it rain on ya. Them German staff cars like to fill up with water when it rains........
Nice try sir, but we're "old money" so ours is classic silver.
I'd never ride in a pumpkin colored car. That would get me thrown out of the snooty water polo club.
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Two Kenyans are arguing:Don't let it rain on ya. Them German staff cars like to fill up with water when it rains........
Man 1: "I’m the fastest man in Africa!"
Man 2: "No, I am!"
A Ugandan watching them says: "You’re both wrong—I am!"
They turn and ask: "How?"
Ugandan: "Because I just ran from Kampala to Nairobi to hear you two argue!"
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A man visits a witch doctor and says:
"Doctor, I keep having dreams that I’m a millionaire!"
The witch doctor shakes his head and says:
"My brother, that’s not a dream… that’s a lie."
