Here is a great reference sheet for your wife...

[John Moses Browning]

 

[Dice]

thanks. I will tell her the doctor sent it to her.......as soon as she gets home from her doctors appointment. third one this week.
She only trusts what the Doctors tell her.......and they tell her frequently.

 

[wozeyjales]

For most women All the warning lights mean the same thing.
When you get home ask your husband to check it.

Doctor tells lady she needs to have her appendix removed.
She says I'd like to get a second opinion.
Doc says okay, you also need to lose about 25 lbs.

 

[harrycalahan]

Mom and dad were sitting at dinner one night when I was a kid. Mom drove the old econoline to haul us kids around back then. Dad asked mom how the van had been running. She said great but one of the dash things is all the way on the left. He asked her to be more specific. She said the oil needle doesnt move when you drive it. My dad quickly asked how long it had been like that. She said, since last week.

 

[aFarewellToKings]

Mom and dad were sitting at dinner one night when I was a kid. Mom drove the old econoline to haul us kids around back then. Dad asked mom how the van had been running. She said great but one of the dash things is all the way on the left. He asked her to be more specific. She said the oil needle doesnt move when you drive it. My dad quickly asked how long it had been like that. She said, since last week.

Well, she might just have had a problem with her 710 cap.

 

[mfoster]

Not sure my wife’s car will run without the gas light on.

 

[THREEJAYS]

If it weren’t so true it would be funnier