**** house poets, come forth

[Blue bio balls]

I saw “Mexican escape hatch” before. I showed one of my crew leaders… he blamed me

I've seen "Mexican space shuttle"...

 

[pipewrench]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
That’s why I **** on company time

 

[GodBlessTheUSA]

Here I sit, ready the paper,
Taking a $h!t and Planning a caper,
The people won't know, the president won't care,
To the crap that we're planning,
There's none to compare!

Any congressman in history

 

[Toothlesswun]

****, ****, **** a duck, screw a kangaroo, wam bam an orangutan, it’s an orgy at the zoo

 

[JBWJr]

 

[Whodunnit]

Please don’t throw cigarette butts in the urinal- it makes them soggy and hard to light

 

[aFarewellToKings]

here I sit all broken hearted
tried to **** and only farted

here I sit all broken hearted
tried to **** and only farted
-- better than the other way around!

 

[Pro Carry 2]

man i lived on ONH (moved there in 68) watched them build the store-i am old

 

[Pro Carry 2]

there once was a man from nantucket
he has a d*** so long he could suck it
as he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
if my ear was a c**t i would F$$k it

 

[Boogar Presley]

My name is Paco, I work on a rancho, I make 10 dolla a day

I go see Lucy, she give me some *****, she take my 10 dolla away


Say it to the beat of La Cucaracha for full effect

My name is Chico.. from Puerto Rico
I make 10 pesos a day
Her name was Lucy.. she give me pooosy
she take my pesos away