How about a nice relaxing surf............

[aFarewellToKings]

Gonna need a bigger boat.

 

[Navy/ArmyVet]

In the US, surfers have a cord tied to their ankle, with other attached to board. So they can retrieve the board after a wipeout.
In Oz, surfers have a cord tied to their ankle, with other attached to the shore. So their buddies can haul in the big one after the attack.

The shark thinks that it is dental floss.