Lol. Thank you! You hit the nail on the head. The main difference in my basic attempt and what your company does is similar to cafeteria mysteria meat that no one touches and pink goo. Take someone useful that no one is using for whatever ridiculous reason or maybe taboo reason, rebrand the hell out of it and sell it to the same guys that were throwing it away.
Pax, I think this worries you too much, lol. I've listed stuff that NEVER got a bite at all... Withdrew ad and somebody hits me up wanting it!! Not saying this is what you should do at all. My point being is internet sales are a funny thing. Don't stress so much about it...lots of other things to get worked up about that's more important.
If it is bothering you that bad, I've got a couple of phone numbers to some really understanding, trained, people with whom would love to explore this with you.
Oh, oh, and good luck with your sale....I really mean that in the nicest way !
I'm not stressed at all. If you knew what I did for a living and the real issues with the human condition, this is relaxing to me, it's just shooting the breeze. I thought even the thread being posted would be funny but I guess I took the dry irony to far and people didn't get it (fair play, my fault)... I see horse trading whether it be over a house, a hi point or, well , over a horse as enjoyable and you can catch real insight into the types of people there are. All kinds make the world go round. I knew the answer to my question, as stupid but really not any investment of time but just another puzzle to hash out. I just wasn't getting any data so I got a great sampling from you folks. 
