I’m in a 4 hour birthing class with the Mrs. Y’all say a prayer for me

[ARCman47]

That's funny because its true.. and once the babies get to about 4 or 5 all the sudden NOT ME GHOST MOVES IN...
you:WHO TOOK THE REMOTE
The kid:NOT ME

Yea, asked my 4 year old how my rear window tint all of the sudden had places where light was shining through... ask me just ask me

 

[GlockDawg]

The speaker used the phrase “wet the whole hallway” for when the water breaks. All I can think about is the new floors I’ve been laying myself...

You should of asked if a diaper will work.
I ain't never had kids so idk..

Ask on the next visit, inquiring minds want to know.

 

[BDR1]

Yea, asked my 4 year old how my rear window tint all of the sudden had places where light was shining through... ask me just ask me

Did he say..HELL.IF.I.KNOW

 

[Allsmiles]

You also need to know that all the little birds that you find on the ground that fell from their next were PUSHED by their brother. Remember this if you have another one.

 

[ARCman47]

Did he say..HELL.IF.I.KNOW

Lol it was my daughter this time. Said she "fixed" my window. I said with what? She had a long insulated flat head screwdriver

 

[rOmiLaYu]

Yea, asked my 4 year old how my rear window tint all of the sudden had places where light was shining through... ask me just ask me

You have kids? Oooooh lort!

 

[ARCman47]

You have kids? Oooooh lort!

Lmfao!!! pure evil

 

[imawoodsman]

Prayers for you & the Mrs.
Folks have kids ALL the time, IT'LL BE FINE!!!
Good luck & God bless!!

 

[Hayata]

Congrats on putting the stem on the apple! Now you have one to carry your name.

And the fun times begin!

When he gets a little older the whole AR/AK thing becomes real...

And they grow up fast!

 

[MRM]

You should of asked if a diaper will work.
I ain't never had kids so idk..

Ask on the next visit, inquiring minds want to know.

Ha! With the first, I used shower curtains extensively to protect the mattress and the car seat and...


4 hours is nothing. The first one takes forever. However, do not waste any time on the second one!

Sadly I think I'm done at 3.
And since you didn't ask for any advice, here it is:. Gas drops are your friend. Postpartum depression is real and normal and should be discussed. The sooner the baby poops the better. Don't separate mom and baby, they have not been apart ever. People are different, but, even the other room could be too far.