I don't make this up.

Well yeah, but i see most of em blowing em up like balloon animals or either using them for coke baggies

I suddenly have a "thing" for your midgets.
**** I never thought I'd say that.
They are always so short and dumpy, but all the sudden, cutie pies
 
Why not? Don't most people consider their pets family members?

When I can claim my pets on my taxes, pets can EBT, and I'll have the biggest damn fish tank anyone has ever seen.


( not because I like fish, but I can fit more of them in my house than anything else alive .
 
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