I have a deer killing my goats

[FrogHunter]

Happened to my goat. Actually two goats. One died one survived. The survivor still walks crooked.

Thought the deer was cool but turns out he's an A-hole. Putting worms in my goat's ear and all.

 

[FrogHunter]

Are they near a creek? If so, this may be the offender.View attachment 413609

They are near a creek but nowhere near the coast don't think a Tulk could travel that far from the gulf of unicorn.. unless he got on Puff's raft. He could go anywhere then.

 

[dakota port]

They are near a creek but nowhere near the coast don't think a Tulk could travel that far from the gulf of unicorn.. unless he got on Puff's raft. He could go anywhere then.

did the deer have a magic flute?

 

[FrogHunter]

Happened to my goat. Actually two goats. One died one survived. The survivor still walks crooked.

How bad did your goat get? Mine can walk but if he tries to run his back legs give out.

 

[FrogHunter]

did the deer have a magic flute?

Yes. Looked like it was carved from a coon's dick.

 

[bensskateshop]

How bad did your goat get? Mine can walk but if he tries to run his back legs give out.

Were you wearing rubber boots prior to the deer becoming weak in the knees?

 

[jeffdt]

I nominate as dumbest post of 2015. And it's still early.

 

[FrogHunter]

Were you wearing rubber boots prior to the deer becoming weak in the knees?

No dummy, track shoes. How the hell you gonna catch a deer with rubber boots on?

 

[FrogHunter]

I nominate as dumbest post of 2015. And it's still early.

It is a serious post disguised with alcohol. Drink some more... all will become clear.

 

[bensskateshop]

No dummy, track shoes. How the hell you gonna catch a deer with rubber boots on?

Well in my experience, it's easy to get them close with some bread. The key is dropping their back legs in your boots so they can't run away! Do you have a better method?