I love how people describe their products! (Not ODT Ads)

[chief401]

I laugh every time I see an ad such as the following:

For sale, 1990 Ford F150. Great truck, runs great, nothing wrong with it. Needs AC charged, driver door handle broke, driver window will not let down.

For sale ......honda (whatever model) ATV. Runs perfect, adult driven, never been mud bogged. Has 29" Outlaw tires, snorkel kit, winch. The bearings in rear end needs to be replaced, winch doesn't work (I think it is full of mud), smokes when you first crank it up.

 

[fenderbass07]

 

[Tazz]

A lesson in contradiction. LOL!

 

[benmmc]

Nothing wrong with those ads. They do have a few contradictions.

 

[77REBELBOWTIE]

Don't buy a ford. Definitely don't buy anything with a snorkel and big tires, it has been used.

 

[Okuma]

"mileage typical for this age car" - wouldn't it be easier to just put the dang mileage?!?

 

[Laufen]

"mileage typical for this age car" - wouldn't it be easier to just put the dang mileage?!?

Not when it's a time traveling 2005 Impala.

 

[benmmc]

Not when it's a time traveling 2005 Impala.

Ah yes, I love how introducing time travel can make anything more interesting. Worked for Lost.

 

[potenza]

Anything that's sweet Is overpriced , unless its fudge

 

[linebacker]

LOL, my favorites are:

1985 Monte Carlo SS, all original, "da real deal", not no fake, got a 455 Pontiac motor and a 350 heavy duty transmission , new Atlanta Falcons logo vinyl interior, highjacked with 22 Assantis------$12,500 today only !

or:

1989 Chevy 4x4 Z-71 454 motor, body has a few dents but in great shape, $2000 system, Sony stereo with two MTX 12"subs and MTX amp, runs good but smokes a little, probably valve seals?, cheap fix, 4x4 works good, but will need front hub on drivers side, and rearend, smokes a little though $4000 or straight trade for Mustang GT 1999 and up.