I picked up a Dead Wolf on I-20... then THIS happened.

[7pt62THOR]

"... stop banging prostitutes without a rubber"
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Nobody does that anymore............

 

[aFarewellToKings]

In for chapter 2

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[payneed]

In for chapter 2

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I Really Really Really hope this is the end of this saga/drama/event/short story(i.e. Chapter 2)
I just want to go back to making fun of other people.
I heard @Paynefree had some action in his life...

 

[aFarewellToKings]

My first thought on seeing this was a Stormtrooper eating a BMW. And what do know, from another thread:

Before dinner.

 

[payneed]

Hey! Guess What? Carbon Fiber is not magnetic...
I ordered these the night before I bought my replacement I-3, magnets don't stick.
I was going down to see the service manager with them on my car next week.
I guess I will have to buy stickers or Super Glue... now.
Carbon fiber not only knows how to burn but it knows how to ruin a joke.

 

[payneed]

I'm sitting here CRACKING MYSELF up at how STUPID I am
I pay extra for the deluxe 20" x 12" magnetic flames and not only won't they stick, it is more magnet than flame turns out to be about 12" x 4"
Anybody know somebody who can paint flames on a car?
geezer These would look GREAT on your Vette. I pre-trimmed (cut off the excess magnet) one for you, no extra charge.

PLUS it is pouring down rain... I'm such an idiot, if I get struck by lightening tell my wife I love her.

 

[the_great_white]

I'm sitting here CRACKING MYSELF up at how STUPID I am
I pay extra for the deluxe 20" x 12" magnetic flames and not only won't they stick, it is more magnet than flame turns out to be about 12" x 4"
Anybody know somebody who can paint flames on a car?
geezer These would look GREAT on your Vette. I pre-trimmed (cut off the excess magnet) one for you, no extra charge.
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PLUS it is pouring down rain... I'm such an idiot, if I get struck by lightening tell my wife I love her.

 

[geezer]

I really don’t think they’d stick to the vette either... it’s plastic too...

 

[geezer]

Lightning striking Electric car number two, and setting it on fire would be too much!

 

[geezer]

I think you need one of them remote controlled fart machines, and we’ll mount it in a fake exhaust tip.... you’d have a ball in city traffic!