Imagine if you will you come home drunk and you wake up to this.

[ItBeMe]

 

[palmettomoon]

God Jesus. I gotta go throw up now.

 

[jeffro429]

Beetlejuice

 

[BIKER13]

There is not that much tequila in the world to force yourself to ride that

 

[ItBeMe]

There is not that much tequila in the world to force yourself to ride that

Yes but when you wake up she tells you that was the best sex you’ve ever had. Lol

 

[atljetmech]

 

[Targetmaster]

I'd Hit it.................................................................Now where did I put that Baseball Bat???

 

[Nonliberal]

Still scored!
Like my buddy Jaydawg used to say "What's got two thumbs, an itchy dong, and didn't go home alone last night?"

His answer was of course "This guy"

 

[MuleShoe]

Drinking never affected my vision! Looks like it bent down under ugly tree to pick up a ugly stick and the whole forest fell on it! Put that picture in ya garden and the crows will bring back the corn they stole last 3 years! Dang that’s ugly!

 

[ItBeMe]

I'd Hit it.................................................................Now where did I put that Baseball Bat???

A baseball bat would only improve it.