In The Back Of Police Car..................

[palmettomoon]

These pants ain't mine.

 

[fastfish66]

I din do nuffin

It's up my ass.

 

[BIKER13]

These pants ain't mine.

you been on a lot of ride alongs, obviously

 

[BIKER13]

It wasn't Me

 

[C'mon man!]

You smell Krispy Kreme?

 

[coach482]

Dude that was a blast!

 

[DADI03]

You smell Krispy Kreme?

No, I smell bacon

 

[DADI03]

Dude that was a blast!

5 words, you lose

 

[karlvv30]

You said 2 fingers.

 

[coach482]

5 words, you lose

Naw I slur with a southern drawl. It comes out as four. Typed it that way for the Yankees among usins.
Also typed it really really slow to be considerate of the slow readers here.