In The Back Of Police Car..................

[BIKER13]

Your butt’s gonna hurt...!

fixed

 

[payneed]

I'm gonna miss Fido...

I'm not calling Mom...

and the ever popular...
Here, hold my beer... or... I held your beer...

 

[the_great_white]

Look what someone wrote......

"@NWSharpshooter was here"

 

[heystranger]

send lawyers, guns , money

 

[BDR1]

Who you gonna call?
My sister'll do it?
This **** ain't fun!
I didn't do it?

 

[Necrosis]

Don't drop the soap.

 

[Joshua223]

They're filming for COPS!

 

[Squiddley]

I,m a sovereign citizen.

 

[Allsmiles]

Piss on their seat
Puke in the floorboard
Shart in your pants

 

[HfdSARG]

Dude, where's my sign?