Interesting Walmart experience today.....

[letusbuyyourcar]

I can NEVER see someone on those damn scooters without chuckling - they strike me as an old Saturday Night Live skit......

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To me it reminds me of a South Park episode.

 

[gh1950]

I think the greeters at the Perry store spread the word about me cause they stopped asking me a while back.
However...when we first moved back here I used to get Keystone 15 packs there. One day a girl asked to see my receipt. I told her no and she said she had to see it for alcohol. So I said to her " If I was stealing beer do you really think I'd be stealing THIS cheap ****?!"

That is a wonderment to me.

Very rarely here in Athens will they arrest someone for stealing beer, and invariably, it's some **** beer, I mean totally **** beer, not a "nearly ****" beer like Miller or Bud light - I just have to think, "If I'm going to steal, I'm going top shelf all the way.",

 

[lostchild]

No, not back in the 80's. The food sucked in east Tn. Nobody I went to school with ever heard of a sub, they called them Hoagies on sesame seed buns, bologna, yellow packaged cheese and mustard. To this day the food there is a pale comparison to the real thing

Bet red-eye gravy really freaked you out, huh?

 

[BIKER13]

Use to do late night walmart sightseeing after some drugs and laugh our ass off. They had benches at the checkout.

 

[Baldilox]

After fixin' a bowl of cheese grits I pour them down the drain just like God intended.

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

That is a wonderment to me.

Very rarely here in Athens will they arrest someone for stealing beer, and invariably, it's some **** beer, I mean totally **** beer, not a "nearly ****" beer like Miller or Bud light - I just have to think, "If I'm going to steal, I'm going top shelf all the way.",

" Dat's what I was tellin' you befo' "

 

[palmettomoon]

I dig instant grits especially Quaker Bacon flavor. Yeah yeah they ain't REAL grits whatever. But I can cook them in a bowl of water with some butter in under a minute. And I have to dig them out of my teeth just like real grits. Now I WILL admit that with instant grits the store brands usually suck ass. Great Value Butter grits are okay. Meanwhile any flavor of Kroger instant grits are just a bowl full of bland ass mush.

I should have said "quick grits." I won't buy the packets of fast cooking grits as they are way too expensive. Quick grits will cook in 8 minutes in the microwave.

 

[lostchild]

That is a wonderment to me.

Very rarely here in Athens will they arrest someone for stealing beer, and invariably, it's some **** beer, I mean totally **** beer, not a "nearly ****" beer like Miller or Bud light - I just have to think, "If I'm going to steal, I'm going top shelf all the way.",

Po’ folk steal what they know. No sense developing a taste for something you’ll never be able to afford on your own dime.

 

[hamburglar3]

I should have said "quick grits." I won't buy the packets of fast cooking grits as they are way too expensive. Quick grits will cook in 8 minutes in the microwave.

Grits are like women…the more time you put into the better the quality

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

I should have said "quick grits." I won't buy the packets of fast cooking grits as they are way too expensive. Quick grits will cook in 8 minutes in the microwave.

I have the round boxes of Quick Grits in the emergency food locker at work. To ME those are regular grits. Lookahereyall...I was born and raised in BIBB ****in County GA . I ain't no Yankee by a damn sight. But I ain't splitting hairs about what is real grits and what ain't. That's kinda like saying Treat ain't Spam. Poor people food is poor people food.