You had to really dig deep for something this bad. But it reminds me of back before we moved down here. Right after I joined here me and my wife actually had a gig cutting packing and shipping bamboo branches and leaves to feed pandas at the zoo in I believ it was Cincinnati . Because we were shipping it to Ohio. Not long after we started shipping it the guy we sent it too started hitching about bugs and brown spots blah blah blah. So my old landlord who is a bamboo farmer and very knowledgeable told me " So what? As soon as they give the bamboo to the pandas they **** all over it and then roll around in it." I laughed about that for days.