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[letusbuyyourcar]

B coincidence it cost $12500 to bury my first wife in 1997 dollars. Damn, I could've buried her on 3 acres in Twiggs or Crawford County with a single wide already there and had some change left over. But nooooo.... The damn state gubment with they're damn laws and regs about where you can plant a dead person...

 

[MacTavish]

Suicide last Saturday ??

No, my pet python hugged it to death.

 

[bulletpaluza]

B coincidence it cost $12500 to bury my first wife in 1997 dollars. Damn, I could've buried her on 3 acres in Twiggs or Crawford County with a single wide already there and had some change left over. But nooooo.... The damn state gubment with they're damn laws and regs about where you can plant a dead person...

Was your second third and fourth wife cheaper to bury???

 

[palmettomoon]

B coincidence it cost $12500 to bury my first wife in 1997 dollars. Damn, I could've buried her on 3 acres in Twiggs or Crawford County with a single wide already there and had some change left over. But nooooo.... The damn state gubment with they're damn laws and regs about where you can plant a dead person...

That's some straight up BS right there. Cain't even bury someone on your own property. See? It's not really 'your' property.

 

[ItBeMe]

If you have a backhoe you can bury anybody on your property

 

[gh1950]

If you have a backhoe you can bury anybody on your property

Truth.

We have a couple of old wells we are holding back cause you just never know when you might need one.

Seriously, a friend of mine was buried on his farm, by his wife, (no previous cemetery) and I was surprised at how easy it is to do, regulation wise. Maybe it's just rural areas, but folks bury cows and horses all the time and it's no big deal.

 

[palmettomoon]

Funeral directors for cows and horses don't have the lobbyists that funeral directors for people do.

 

[Tazz]

That's some straight up BS right there. Cain't even bury someone on your own property. See? It's not really 'your' property.

I told my family when I die to take me out in the deep woods and prop me up against a tree with a half empty bottle of booze and just leave me there for the critters to eat. One day somebody will find my skeleton or rotting corpse. Lol!

 

[craftta]

C'mon we need some pics!!!

 

[gh1950]

Funeral directors for cows and horses don't have the lobbyists that funeral directors for people do.

You might want to look up "green cemetery" where they dig a hole and put you in it, no funeral directors involved.