I see Dan has fallen for the "candy in the van" gimmick before or a few times
Danny drives the van. Every time he comes over to watch UFC fights he brings a big bag of junk food, which make one of my kids act like a lunatic and gives another one migraines. Last fight, he throws a big bag of Little Debbies on the kitchen table and yells, "Hey Max, I brought you a bag of headaches!"