Labor pains

[Hotdiggitydog]

A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor. The doctor told the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might want to try. It takes some of the pain away from the mother and gives it to the father."

So the couple decided that they would try it. The doctor hooked the machine to the father and put it on 10% of pain switched from the mother to the father. The husband said, "I feel fine, turn it up more." So the doctor turned it up to 50% and the husband said, "Why don't you just put it all on me because I feel fine."

The doctor warned them, "This much pain could kill you if you are not prepared." The husband replied, "I'm ready."

So the doctor turned the machine all the way up to 100% but the husband didn't feel a thing so they went home with a pain free labor.

When they got home the mailman was dead on the front porch.

HDD

 

[Macvan]

Torched on the porch

 

[8675309]

return to sender

 

[SAR 6114]

That's not right man, just not right at all. How am I supposed to get my mail?

 

[aFarewellToKings]

That's not right man, just not right at all. How am I supposed to get my mail?

That's what she said:
"How am I supposed to get my male?"