Lawyers

[ItBeMe]

Frozen Crabs and the Blonde

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer,
and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin: "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up ... So, she took them home and ate them!

There are two lessons here:
.
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks say they are.

 

[Bypass]

Frozen Crabs and the Blonde

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer,
and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin: "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up ... So, she took them home and ate them!

There are two lessons here:
.
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks say they are.

That's funny right there.

 

[palmettomoon]

LOL!

 

[BDR1]

Lmto

 

[7pt62THOR]

 

[MuleShoe]

NOW THATS FUNNY RIGHT THERE I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE !

 

[rtross]

Could it be the ItBeMe is actually funnier than he looks in his avatar????

 

[jcountry]

I’ve known blondes dumber than that.

I actually showed one a pic of me and Buzz Aldrin.... I said - “you know Buzz, he walked on the moon.”

She said “Moon? Walked on it?? What? How?”

(And she’s older than me.... Not some millenial turd. Just blonde. Really blonde.)

Bless her heart.

 

[fastfish66]

Frozen Crabs and the Blonde

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer,
and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin: "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up ... So, she took them home and ate them!

There are two lessons here:
.
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks say they are.

Funny as hell.

 

[Sandman]

Thanks for the laugh!