If I win the next ODT Gun Show will be epic.
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ODT Gun Show this Saturday! - Click here for info and tickets!
Lotto do you feel lucky??
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I'm in for that!!
My booth will be the one with the stripper pole and hot tub.
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With one like that you won't have money long......Just sayin.....
When I win. I’m buying an island and she will be named ”Make Your Luck Island”. I will open it up to all those who have skills and capabilities to self sustain with ZERO BS and we’ll have a good time fishing and hunting stocked boars, turkeys and monster bucks. We’ll tell stories, share life lessons and build a small city that we will defend viciously and prosper with trade with one mantra. FAAFO. Fair is fair and right is right. Whoooooose wiiiiith meeee?
A man comes home from work and says "Honey, you aren't going to believe this but I finally won the lotto." She looks at him and replies "You don't know how long I've been waiting to say this, but I want a divorce, my bag is already packed, I'm taking half the money, I'm moving to hawaii, I'm gonna buy an oceanside villa on a golf course, find a tanned pool boy with a six pack and eight inches and you'll never hear from me again." The man reaches into his wallet, pulls out some money, crumples it up and tosses em at her. Good luck doing that on two bucks, only number I hit was the powerball, now get the **** out.
