Man dies an goes to heaven

[fattboyzz]

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in
front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of
clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone who has ever been on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands
on your clock move."

"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter.
"The hands have never moved, indicating that
she never told a lie."

"Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock
is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham
told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.
St. Peter replied, "Jesus has it in his office.
He uses it as a ceiling fan."

 

[JamesG]

Ironically, the first time I heard that joke, it was Bill's clock.

 

[LARGO9]

 

[Shortcut]

True true.

 

[Survivor Johnny]

Sounds about right

 

[flintlox]

Except Lincoln was a lying sack of thus-and-such, too.

 

[BDR1]

Except Lincoln was a lying sack of thus-and-such, too.

Yes he was...I guess the batteries in his clock must've been dead