Man dies By Lighting Fireworks On His Head / mom wants fireworks outlawed

[palmettomoon]

Mensa version: "place on ground, retire to a safe location, holler at bubba to light the fuse."

 

[dakota port]

"Staples’ friends and his older brother Cory Staples said they tried to dissuade him, but he ended up going through with his fateful decision."

see not everyone was stupid there, there were people there that knew it was bad idea, sue them before you sue the fireworks company and want stricter laws

 

[teearr]

firework instructions

place on ground, light fuse, retire quickly

Place on head, light fuse, retire permanently - he just misread the instructions

 

[user 71]

must've been a real blaze of glory

 

[chucklenut]

must've been a real blaze of glory

lets just say it was a very bright idea