**Mcdonalds ban on burgers and fries**

[sheep dog]

Mcdonald's announced that they will ban the selling of burgers and fries at all their locations due to obesity of patrons. There have been people that have gone into a mcdonalds and bought their food. Soon after, they were fat and unhealthy. FOR THE CHILDREN, you can only eat in their restaurants if you are 21-years-old. 18 and under and you will have to go else where. High capacity sodas will no longer be sold either. Only single shots of soda allowed. Effective immediately.

**also, there is no asking for a salt packet for food there because...well, it sounds like assault package.

 

[brikon]

 

[Rgrbulldog]

We need to ban the drive thru, right after we ban cars. (If you didn't know, they kill people too)

 

[rbstern]

And in a similar case of irony, it ain't the burgers making us fat. It's all that "low fat" crap they sell at the store. You know, the stuff the government and scientists have said is "good for you!"

Turns out that's killing more of us than every other cause of death combined.

 

[The_ Brit_in_ATL]

Mcdonald's announced that they will ban the selling of burgers and fries at all their locations due to obesity of patrons. There have been people that have gone into a mcdonalds and bought their food. Soon after, they were fat and unhealthy. FOR THE CHILDREN, you can only eat in their restaurants if you are 21-years-old. 18 and under and you will have to go else where. High capacity sodas will no longer be sold either. Only single shots of soda allowed. Effective immediately.

**also, there is no asking for a salt packet for food there because...well, it sounds like assault package.

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this is brilliant