do that again and i'll knock you head off your ****ing shoulders
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Memorable Quotes from Dad
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"If you ever own a car, you will never own anything else."
In reference to the maintenance and repairs needed.
In reference to the maintenance and repairs needed.
Two kinds of people , boy, the caught and the uncaught.
Oh yea another one that lasted me a lifetime and I've taught my children.
"You never get a second chance, to make a first impression."
"You never get a second chance, to make a first impression."
"Son, me and the world don't owe you a damn thing. If you want something, go work for it."
" Son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. The birds will **** on you and the bees will sting you, so just stay the hell away from both of them."
RIP Pops,,,
" Son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. The birds will **** on you and the bees will sting you, so just stay the hell away from both of them."
RIP Pops,,,
Had a Step-father for a while.
He said "Read the instructions, they spent a lot of money making them."
He said "Read the instructions, they spent a lot of money making them."
My stepdad would grab his belly and shake it and say, "this all turns to d*** after midnight"
"If you want to shoot deer you've got to walk further into the woods than anybody else"
Several others that I can't type here.
"If you want to shoot deer you've got to walk further into the woods than anybody else"
Several others that I can't type here.
Work before play...
If he's bigger than you 'pick up a stick and knock the **** out of him'
Worthless as tits on warthog
If he's bigger than you 'pick up a stick and knock the **** out of him'
Worthless as tits on warthog
Pay yourself first.
"so in so" is worthless, don't be like him...
Don't marry the first piece of ass you get...
I miss you Dad.
"so in so" is worthless, don't be like him...
Don't marry the first piece of ass you get...
I miss you Dad.
"Dumber than a sack of hair"
