Miss Beatrice

[ItBeMe]

The church organist, Miss Beatrice, a spinster in her eighties was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl full of water sitting on top of it. In the water floated of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its
strange floater but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this, pointing to the bowl.'

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?

'I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent the spread of disease.'

'Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?'

 

[SAR 6114]

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

Beatrice, that's a balloon you found.
You're supposed to take it to the local Kroger, find the compressed helium cylinder tank, slip the end of the rubber sock over the rubber nozzle, and bend it. You'll have a 3-foot long balloon that flies like the Goodyear blimp in no time.
Write "HAPPY BIRTHDAY EUNICE" on it with a black Sharpie, and you can use it at your best friend's birthday party on Sunday.

 

[MuleShoe]

Dang ! Lol! Sometimes they need to do a better job with the directions ! Beatrice must have been blond and lived a very sheltered life!

 

[Dingo]

 

[BIKER13]

we filled one with egg whites and hung on a teachers door knob.Didnt go over real well with faculty

 

[fattboyzz]

Placebo effect maybe

 

[staggerwing42]

 

[motorhead]

we filled one with egg whites and hung on a teachers door knob.Didnt go over real well with faculty

Kinda like my buddy throwing a skint raccoon in the ladies teacher lounge , i've never heard or saw that many screaming, half dressed, smoking, old teachers run like hell before !!!

 

[fastfish66]

The church organist, Miss Beatrice, a spinster in her eighties was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl full of water sitting on top of it. In the water floated of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its
strange floater but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this, pointing to the bowl.'

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?

'I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent the spread of disease.'

'Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?'

FUNNY AS HELL,KEEP EM CUMMING