Neck beard goes medieval on home intruders ass

[Freshly Minted Georgian!]

VALHALLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[fattboyzz]

 

[aFarewellToKings]

2 body hits and still had to grapple with homey?
Boi need to switch from 'rituallized combat' to SCA and learn some real combat skills.

 

[BIKER13]

yep come on down. You wont be happy

 

[geezer]

So THATS what a neck beard looks like? SAD, SAD I say…..

 

[Nonliberal]

2 body hits and still had to grapple with homey?
Boi need to switch from 'rituallized combat' to SCA and learn some real combat skills.

Duder had a +3 defense modifier and he kept rolling low.
Do your homework before you start belittling people

 

[Boot71]

........the intruder broke in as the homeowner was playing video games and watching rick & morty.
That made me literally laugh out loud. Of all the things to tell the news interview......
That in conjunction with the beard, the apartment looking like a troubled teens basement room, the larping that's "not larping", just kills me. Lol.
I suppose my fudd status precludes me from being in danger of y'all seeing me in the news like this.

 

[BIKER13]

 

[Avid Archer]

Was that a tattoo of a Dorito over the ”home” invaders left eye?

 

[GaMudd]

Was that a tattoo of a Dorito over the ”home” invaders left eye?

I think it is the all seeing eye in the pyramid from the backside of the dollar bill.