My " Couch" is currently a middle row seat from a 91 Dodge van. ( And I just unbolted the seat belts if anyone needs them) So there's really nowhere to tuck a pistol. I do however have an RG snub in 32 long stashed in the kitchen and an old FIE GT32 stashed in the bathroom. Yeah I need to up my furniture and firearm status a little bit.
I'm sure there's a few Cheerios and probably a fork in my couch. I got three kids that get into everything so if I hadn't lost all my guns when the kayak tipped over still no way I'd stash one in the couch.
probably about 20 bucks in change and some french fries, maybe some cheetos too. I found a pencil in my leg one time the kids had left there.
I know what you're talking about though. When I was just a soltero nonliberal I had guns tucked everywhere. Kept a stoeger coach gun in the cushions of the couch, glock here, glock there. Kids will jack up a security plan.