New American Tradition

[WinstonSmith]

I just got over being sick as all hell. For damn near 2 weeks. It was Covid. Went to the doctor and inside of 3 minutes he was sending me to the ER.

We need an annual tradition. Where we travel to Wuhan, pick a random person on the street, and kick them squarely in the junk. Then come home. A junk kicking pilgrimage of sorts.

That is all.

 

[harrycalahan]

Wouldnt it be easier to just take some ivermectin? Its been five years…

 

[Gunanddoglover]

Why can't we line up to kick Fauci in the cod sack?

 

[WinstonSmith]

Not nearly as satisfying. And at this point its just the flu. It will make its rounds every year. Usually it doesn't hit me bad. This one did.

 

[WinstonSmith]

Why can't line up to kick Fauci in the cod sack?

Well, that would be ideal. One man is easy to hide though. If I saw him on the streets and it could be a random surprise junk kicking? Sure.

 

[Gunanddoglover]

Well, that would be ideal. One man is easy to hide though. If I saw him on the streets and it could be a random surprise junk kicking? Sure.

No hiding this is an annual event. If the lines become too long form a second line to kick Gates in his mangina.

 

[lostchild]

You guys just need to get caught up on all your vaccines.

 

[wolfmanrogers]

I just got over being sick as all hell. For damn near 2 weeks. It was Covid. Went to the doctor and inside of 3 minutes he was sending me to the ER.

We need an annual tradition. Where we travel to Wuhan, pick a random person on the street, and kick them squarely in the junk. Then come home. A junk kicking pilgrimage of sorts.

That is all.

Guess what, it wasn't the people of Wuhan that did this. You might as well kick you dog when the cat pukes on the floor.

 

[WinstonSmith]

Guess what, it wasn't the people of Wuhan that did this. You might as well kick you dog when the cat pukes on the floor.

It was a bit of a phocecious joke. No need to take everything so seriously. Just wanted to express frustration at this still being a thing this many years later that put me in the damn hospital. I don't get hospital sick, I'm under 50, and generally in good health. That was some ridiculous bs illness.

 

[wolfmanrogers]

It was a bit of a phocecious joke. No need to take everything so seriously. Just wanted to express frustration at this still being a thing this many years later that put me in the damn hospital. I don't get hospital sick, I'm under 50, and generally in good health. That was some ridiculous bs illness.

Ok, I won't take you seriously.