Not Muslim but.....

[crippen]

My wife just told me she doesn’t want to be Muslim, but she wouldn’t mind having a burka for when she wants to run to the store and doesn’t feel like getting ready.

 

[(M)]

Tell her to start shopping at Wal-Mart. It's the store where you can literally roll out of bed, show up and you fit right in.

 

[BIKER13]

Yeah the guys can get some of those muslim dresses and **** in the floor anywhere

 

[Hayata]

Or she could just order online...

But you have to put a piece of tape over the camera in your laptop...

 

[aFarewellToKings]

Tell her to start shopping at Wal-Mart. It's the store where you can literally roll out of bed, show up and you fit right in.

But Dollar General. For when you don't want to dress up like for Wal-Mart.

 

[10thmountain]

Doller store .

 

[aFarewellToKings]

Doller store .

Dollr Stur