Now I am superior to you in every way!!!

[Floyd187]

Is it known to cause cancer in the state of California? If not, ain't worth it.

 

[November Sierra]

Also, taking a dump immediately after a shower is no problem. It's like nothing ever happened with a bidet.

 

[Fatal_Bert]

Threw my back out Monday morning and have been thinking about buying a bidet all week because wiping is most difficult thing I've had to do this week.

 

[Jamescg]

I'm holding out for the next revolution in anal rinsing technology --miniature robotic watercraft that sail the churning seas of your porcelain throne and squirt high pressure water upward as needed.


This fire fighting boat (and icebreaker) some 120+ years old, and still in service, in Buffalo, New York, would be the model I'd pick.

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One brown depth charge and that boat is at the bottom of tidy bowl sound

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

My poop is like GA clay.....that lil stream aint gonna do nothin.

Is a bidet good enuff for THIS?

 

[November Sierra]

Is a bidet good enuff for THIS?


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That's exactly why I got one

 

[BGOBGAI]

You bunch of primitive ass wipers.

We've had a butt washing toilet at the house for years but now I can bust off a dookie midday and my asshole won't itch in the 100 degree weather. Couldn't justify the money on a Toto at the shop but then I found this highly rated jewel on Amazon for like $25. You are not too poor to wash your ass.
5 stars, 2 thumbs up. Good investment
I'm feeling so superior I may vote Democrat.
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LMAOOOOOOO



can we be friends?

 

[JDUB]

Can confirm. These are awesome. I recently installed one at the house. Neighbor got one for his (then) prego wife that has warm water AND warm dry air. I’m not that fancy, or wealthy hahaha.

 

[Marietta tony]

I tried it out last night and my wife is pissed. First, only give the hose bib a quarter turn. Too much pressure and you will yell like I did with the neighbor asking what I was doing in the front yard naked spraying my ass with the garden hose. But once you get the pressure right it could be efficient and pleasurable.