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Odd Pet Peeves - What's Yours?
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I think I'll piss off everybody next week when riding my bike (I'm waiting on a new battery for my Prius to be shipped overseas on a diesel tanker) I'll pull out and subsequently slow traffic because I don't feel like using the adjacent bike lane. While at a red light, I'll light my cigarette and throw it to the side of the road as I enter the McDonald's drive through. I'll take 5 minutes to order from the menu, and when I pull up to the window, I'll realize I didn't carry my wallet in my skin tight bike clothing (me wearing the bike clothing would irritate most people). After causing a critical process flow issue at McDonald's that further delays the patrons behind me, I'll again pull out in front of traffic while failing to yield. Once back at the office, I realize I'm late for a meeting, so I take the last bit of coffee without making another pot and complain about the quality of the coffee.
That evening, I'll take the family out to eat at a nice, quiet restaurant with all of our noisy kids, two of whom have nasty colds. I'll proudly and loudly exclaim to the waiter that I am a vegetarian as I'm wearing my best leather belt and leather shoes. As the other customers glance at us due to all of the noise, I'll glare back at them. I'll then complain about most meals being priced over $50 and the lack of a children's menu. Repeatedly, the waiter will have to fetch clean cloth napkins due to the amount of snot our children our constantly and noisily producing. We'll leave the restaurant and leisurely drive home in the left lane of the interstate.
Once home, I'll check on the status of my new Prius battery. I can't wait to tell everyone at work how much money this $7000 battery is going to save in gas money, as well as reduce our carbon footprint.
That evening, I'll take the family out to eat at a nice, quiet restaurant with all of our noisy kids, two of whom have nasty colds. I'll proudly and loudly exclaim to the waiter that I am a vegetarian as I'm wearing my best leather belt and leather shoes. As the other customers glance at us due to all of the noise, I'll glare back at them. I'll then complain about most meals being priced over $50 and the lack of a children's menu. Repeatedly, the waiter will have to fetch clean cloth napkins due to the amount of snot our children our constantly and noisily producing. We'll leave the restaurant and leisurely drive home in the left lane of the interstate.
Once home, I'll check on the status of my new Prius battery. I can't wait to tell everyone at work how much money this $7000 battery is going to save in gas money, as well as reduce our carbon footprint.
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Don't forget to text while applying your makeup. All while driving.
assholes in the Passing lane doing the speed limit..
People smoking inside a car with kids in it. I don't care if the window is cracked!
People who throw their cigarette out the window. WTF happened to ashtrays? Oh, don't want your car to smell like ass-shes? Well stop smoking, genius!
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People who throw their cigarette out the window. WTF happened to ashtrays? Oh, don't want your car to smell like ass-shes? Well stop smoking, genius!
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i hate when people ride 3 feet from my back bumper because i will not break the law and exceed the MAXIMUM LEGAL SPEED LIMIT to accommodate them even though i am still passing everyone else
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Heck they quit putting spare times in many cars too, but they have about 27 cup holders. http://www.walmart.com/ip/Roadpro-RP-452L-Ashtray-Lrg-Smokeless-Asst.-Colors/24939817they quit putting ashtrays in cars..........
