Odd Pet Peeves - What's Yours?

[gkelle4]

toilet paper should roll should be over not under. If i see it over somebody's house i fix it.

I have this same one me and my girlfriend have had screaming matches all stemming from the tp being on the roller backwards

 

[wirepuller]

DA's that come over into MY / YOUR lane because there is something ( such as a Spandex wearing hamsters that insist on riding their skinny-wheeled velocipeds ) in their lane .

 

[Retread]

Xxxxxxxx: Too lazy to work, too ugly to xxxxxxxx.

 

[GeauxLSU]

me and my girlfriend have had screaming matches all stemming from the tp being on the roller backwards

Here's your sign?....

 

[gkelle4]

I've wondered what goes through their minds at that instant and I can only come up with two answers:
1) I just don't give a ****. Or
2) The magic trash fairy will be along shortly to pick it up. I think she gets paid. I'm stimulating the economy.

Could be thinking hell gotta make the prisoners do something to earn my tax money living and eating for free and all. Come to think of it thats one of mine housing and feeding the degenerate bastards and treating them better than some people live on the outside.

 

[Baldilox]

People who talk obnoxiously on the phone in a public place

x2 This

 

[militaryrednek]

non-smokers who stand downwind of smokers, and then complain about the smoke.

 

[Jranger]

Mine involves hearing people who eat loudly... Drives me batsh^t crazy for some reason. Once I hear it I cannot unhear it, many times I just have to get up and walk away. Certain food sounds are worse than others, the sound of apples being eaten is a rough one or someone guzzling any kind of drink... It's weird...

 

[Tex06]

Flashing your brights at me when there's a perfectly good lane for you to pass me in. I will cut my brakelights and lock 'em up on the interstate. My truck has blackout mode from the factory so the switch is legal. Georgia is the only state I've seen this in and it will set me off in a hurry. You can pass in the right lane, doofus. Trust me, I've done it.

 

[upsmule]

"I'm going to flick this burning item out my window into the grass during a drought. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?"

I always flip mine under my rear tire....ALWAYS !