Opinions on how to discourage foot traffic through a path. NON LETHAL!

[testdepth]

Some of you guys are twisted!

These are the typical handout hoodies with worthless parents and Obama cell phones that have no respect for other peoples property. They walk to the local Flashfood gas station and buy their crap and then proceed to throw their trash on the ground across everyones front yards. I just want them to find a different route by blocking this one.
Gut pile
Voodoo chicken foot looked promising

 

[Hasselhoss]

Ahh, so it's not like a path in the woods.

 

[Bucket99]

Fix yourself and a few friends a big ole' low country boil and fish fry, be sure to save the oil and the shrimp heads and tails, pour it in a bucket leave it in the sun for two weeks, then dump it all over the trail, just watch out for racoons then.

 

[jcountry]

Fishing line at several heights and locations. Still a problem week later, add hooks.

Yeouch!

 

[attison]

Fishing line at several heights and locations. Still a problem week later, add hooks.

Yeouch!

Worked for me, no meth heads walking through my woods any longer. Trip wires and ankle breaking holes will work also. At least that's what a friend told me lol.

 

[Spartan07]

Pick up a dead roadkill dog and put it's head on a stake in the middle of the trail. Around it, draw a pentagram in the dirt. Problem solved.

Unfortunately this solution requires removing the head of a dead dog...and if you're willing to do that, you probably have more pressing issues to deal with than trespassers.

I'd do trip wires and trail cams. That way you can see the pictures of them breaking ankles!

 

[DaveTheMinion]

Some of you guys are twisted!

These are the typical handout hoodies with worthless parents and Obama cell phones that have no respect for other peoples property. They walk to the local Flashfood gas station and buy their crap and then proceed to throw their trash on the ground across everyones front yards. I just want them to find a different route by blocking this one.
Gut pile
Voodoo chicken foot looked promising

Oh you want to block a path??? Do what I did...
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Spiderwire-Super-Mono-XXX-Fishing-Line-Crystal-Clear/16911591

You want a very clear line. Go with spiderwire, they aint gonna break it easily, and it's fairly resilient to just pocket knives.. I boobie trapped every path with spiderwire strung high and low and midways, clear. Especially at night that'll cause some dammits!

 

[POSTAL GUY]

Plant Osage Orange.

 

[Tiberious]

Hold a job fair on the path ......

LMFAO

 

[Jester7]

I'm not sure I can add to the genius that is the ODT but I really enjoyed this thread...