Pagan party time, who's doing a bonfire tonight?!!!

[militaryrednek]

I WAS doing a bonfire tonight...But the wood pile got soaked today! Any ideas on how to get it lit?

gas.....lots and lots of gas.....


make sure to record lighting it!!

 

[Big Ben]

Wow.

I spent the past week in the woods with 950 boys 11 to 17 (Scout summer camp), don't wanna spend another night outside.

 

[bearpugh]

buncha dern sinners. lol

 

[Big Ben]

Diesel Fuel. It works. Last longer than gas.

I WAS doing a bonfire tonight...But the wood pile got soaked today! Any ideas on how to get it lit?

You are ALL invited...But Nonlib HAS to keep his clothes on!

 

[Scroggy]

Pure grain. Gets me lit.

 

[geezer]

buncha dern sinners. lol

I ain't doin it fer sin! I just happen to have tomorrow off work, like beer, and have a decent wood pile that needs a burnin....It's down in the holler at the pond, and VERY private...But NOT private enough for Nonlib to git naked!

 

[41mag]

gas.....lots and lots of gas.....


make sure to record lighting it!!

yeah ! Pour it from the can on an open flame ! And PLEASE record it!!

 

[H4zY]

Canola oil. If that doesn't work try some white fuel (Boy Scout juice)

 

[41mag]

I ain't doin it fer sin! I just happen to have tomorrow off work, like beer, and have a decent wood pile that needs a burnin....It's down in the holler at the pond, and VERY private...But NOT private enough for Nonlib to git naked!

I don't think anything is that private ! Lol

 

[geezer]

yeah ! Pour it from the can on an open flame ! And PLEASE record it!!

And the headlines read..."Geezer runs the Richard Pryor marathon!"