Past Middle Age

[Maggiemaeodie]

1. True
2. All the time
3. Don’t even bother to weigh anymore
4. Oh Well. I’ll just take another
5. And scrapes…and cuts
6. Good thing my screen expands
7. I know right…maybe get 3 mornings out of it
8. I need an update
9. Best not call at 9:00 either
10. Or who I was talking to
11. I got what I came in for…just forgot where I put it now
12. It was…WTH

I have a solar powered phone. Gets dark don’t call me, won’t work.

 

[Targetmaster]

I'm glad I'm old, I won't have to learn Chinese when Brandon sells us out..

 

[BIKER13]

I'm glad I'm old, I won't have to learn Chinese since Brandon sold us out.. that be more like it

 

[streetglide08]

I’m there with ya!

 

[wozeyjales]

I can just bump my arm into something now and 10 minutes later my arm looks like I git hit by a dump truck.
I used to tell my daddy he had old man skin.......now I got it

Sounds like you might be on bloodthinners too.
Takes even less than 10 min for my bumps to turn purple.
When I noticed I had crepe paperish skin on my forearms
I realized I was definitely passed middle age. Probably
passed upper middle age too. Plus I'm high mileage.

 

[Putnambuck]

Sounds like you might be on bloodthinners too.
Takes even less than 10 min for my bumps to turn purple.
When I noticed I had crepe paperish skin on my forearms
I realized I was definitely passed middle age. Probably
passed upper middle age too. Plus I'm high mileage.

Nope, I aint on blood thinners but I do have that paper lookin skin like my daddy had. I'm past middle age myself

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

It's 9:13 pm on a Friday night,
and I'm going to bed!

 

[Putnambuck]

It's 9:13 pm on a Friday night,
and I'm going to bed!

I ain't in bed yet but it won't be too long, sittin here in my sweat pants with a fire in the fireplace all comfy

 

[OttoMan]

I kinda fit in most of them

 

[BIKER13]

Y'all are old farts.

but ya know what I aint never seen a young wise man