Pissed off my bosses today...

[letusbuyyourcar]

Okay this is a long one so go pee now. Anyway I spent a good bit of time and money last year decorating the office at work to give it personality. On fact there's a thread about it with plenty of pics. I put up an Iron Maiden poster, a Josey Wales poster, a long (pricey black and white) poster of the diner scene from Heat where DeNiro was talking to Pacino. I put up a Russian language tech poster of an AK ,Paulie from the Sopranos and a poster from Easy Rider. I also bought a bottle of M/D 20/20 and Wild Irish Rose, Zippo lighter,two 70s ash trays, telephone table with rotary phone, a pack of Job 1.5 papers, a bottle of Old Spice an ice bucket,two Pina Colada glasses from some Holiday Inn in Florida,a Tampa Holiday Inn old school room key with green tag etc. So y'all can see I was going retro here. Oh and I put up a poster from the old animated sci Fi movie Heavy Metal. Here are some pics and I'll go into my rant in the next comment.

 

[CQB27]

Let’s Goooooo!!!!!!

 

[CQB27]

Imma guess.
You drank the Old Spice
Bathed your balls in the MD20/20
And put the room key in your prison wallet!

Then you butt stroked your boss with a SKS
and yelled “Communism Sucks” while you ran out the building.

I’m close, right? Lemme know!

 

[joel2000]

I remember that!

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

So last year my daughter spent her own money ordering me a poster from a South Park episode called Major Boobage. The episode is a spoof of the Heavy Metal film where Kenny gets real high on cat piss and trips about chicks on another world with huge titties. So I put that poster in the office several months ago and nobody had a problem with it. In fact me and one boss watch South Park on HBO Max every morning while we wait on the other boss.
So today around 10ish I walk in and one boss is taking my Major Boobage poster down and they're telling me a field trip of high school kids is on the way to observe what we do. Really? Why? Anyway I asked him what the problem was with an animated poster especially when the poster that inspired it was still hanging on the other wall and WAY more realistic. So he said he didn't want to offend people we sell shirts to. Okay well I don't want to offend customers either. But how is one poster bad and the others are okay? And what about the rolling papers or the cheap wine or the AK poster? I mean any of that could trigger a ****in snowflake, right? So they acted like I was wrong to get pissed about it. I told them that one of them claims to be Conservative and the other an atheist Libertarian. So how can they support censorship? And these are high school kids ( turned out to be about 8 girls) that have surely seen heard and done way worse than a poster with Kenny McCormick with covered titties on both sides of his head. And that's when I told both of them they were fake ass *******. And either it was ALL okay or none of it was. Hell we have bottles of liquor out in the shop beside the coffee maker and snacks. So how are covered animated titties gonna corrupt these kids more than the rest of the **** there?
Anyway here is the pic of the poster that came down. And no they don't get to watch South Park with me anymore .

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

Imma guess.
You drank the Old Spice
Bathed your balls in the MD20/20
And put the room key in your prison wallet!

Nope I kept my distance. When one boss told me they were about to come.out.of the office into the shop to see the process he said he would introduce me. I told him " Hell no! Leave me out of it. "

 

[BIKER13]

4 post and the stupid hasnt entered yet WOW

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

On top of all that main boss was bitching about not getting **** done today. I told him " That's because you spent the last two hours entertaining jailbait."

 

[Maggiemaeodie]

Got to be more to come. How did they react.

 

[BIKER13]

have a cold beer. None of it matters at all.