Ponderings from the deer stand

[Vincent Vega]

Why is it that this damn woodpecker started squawking when I think I hear a deer coming?

Why won't that damn bird shut up?

Why did God make such an annoying creature?

Will God mind if I kill that woodpecker?

Are woodpeckers Federally protected?

I wonder what the fine is for killing a woodpecker?

I wonder if this rifle is capable of hitting that woodpecker?

I wonder if I'm capable of hitting that woodpecker?

I wonder if the Food Network has a recipe for woodpecker?

 

[sniper22]

Why is it that this damn woodpecker started squawking when I think I hear a deer coming?

Why won't that damn bird shut up?

Why did God make such an annoying creature?

Will God mind if I kill that woodpecker?

Are woodpeckers Federally protected?

I wonder what the fine is for killing a woodpecker?

I wonder if this rifle is capable of hitting that woodpecker?

I wonder if I'm capable of hitting that woodpecker?

I wonder if the Food Network has a recipe for woodpecker?

You hunting in my stand??..
I hate a ****ing woodpecker!!!

 

[Vincent Vega]

You hunting in my stand??..
I hate a ****ing woodpecker!!!

Lol. I'm glad I'm not the only one who has issues with woodpeckers!

 

[sniper22]

Lol. I'm glad I'm not the only one who has issues with woodpeckers!

If they weren't protected, I bet a lot of folks would talk about shooting them...

 

[hikingthehills]

Why is it that this damn woodpecker started squawking when I think I hear a deer coming?

Why won't that damn bird shut up?

Why did God make such an annoying creature?

Will God mind if I kill that woodpecker?

Are woodpeckers Federally protected?

I wonder what the fine is for killing a woodpecker?

I wonder if this rifle is capable of hitting that woodpecker?

I wonder if I'm capable of hitting that woodpecker?

I wonder if the Food Network has a recipe for woodpecker?

That had me rolling in the floor!

 

[hikingthehills]

I put all this time and money into sent control and I just farted.

It was natures grunt call.

 

[BillMe45]

It was natures grunt call.

More like a snort wheeze

 

[IceColdEric]

The only time I seem to see deer is when I'm distracted and not ready.

Funny how that works. Surprises me every time!

 

[the_great_white]

More like a shart wheeze

ftfy

 

[hikingthehills]

Am I the only one that always has a feeling that the deer are moving just one ridge over right out of sight.