Ponderings from the deer stand

[bensskateshop]

Bigfoot has to be female if the old saying about bug hands, big feet means a big dick.

 

[Toothlesswun]

Why does that squirrel behind that big oak flicking its tail 50 yards away look like the south end of a northbound deer.? And why wont it move on?

 

[Toothlesswun]

How mad will she be if I hunt till dark? Dawn till Dark cant be that bad with the kids alone.

 

[bryanj0207]

Alexa, How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[John5757]

I gotta take a crap.
I gotta throw mud.
I gotta go now, fuk.

 

[Shmelton]

damn i shoulda stayed home. Aint seen a deer all day, and im sure the kids have pissed off momma good by now.


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[bensskateshop]

Where do all these ****ing dives keep coming from? None land but every 5 minutes, 30 take off.

 

[bensskateshop]

Doves

 

[WallsGa]

Do I have frostbite?

 

[bryanj0207]

Any other time, ya can't find a covey of quail. Mental note...Lil fu#$ers must be attracted to deer stands.