Post your shameful deer mishaps here.

[Codyology]

When I was younger. Before cellphones got the norm i told my cousin where i was going since he was hunting on the other side of the property. I went out hunting found the perfect tree climbed up about 30 feet. Was using a tree facing treestand built by my grandpa when he worked at Lockheed martin was build like a steel tank. While come around 8 I got up and turned around which put the seat out in front of my then sit back down after streching some. Well when i sit down the foot part fell and slide down to the bottom of the tree. I forget to check the rope that tied them together. That was the longest 12hours up in that tree.
Its a weird feeling sitting up there just with your feet dingling.

 

[roundhouse]

Wtf!

Dude hears a burglar breaking into their bathroom about 3 AM

Grabs a baseball bat and waits for the burglar to open the bathroom door so he can whack him in the head

Hears lots of bumping around homeowner finally kicks open door sees movement and nails him in the head

Turns out t was a deer that Jumped thru the window...

Notice the baseball bat in the lower left