Last night I finally accepted the fact that black rifles are evil.
I was happy looking at stuff in my safe (which tragically was lost this AM in a boating accident - post for later time).
I took out the evil rifle and inspected for safe and then just simply held it for a few minutes. Visions of conquest and SHTF all burning in my mind. I put the evil one back into its place. I felt some animosity coming from it but went on about my business of counting ammo and loading "bullet snuggies". I felt like all would be well so I closed it up tight. Visions of sigs and kimbers, glock and H & K .....
Then - through absolutely no fault of my own the black rifle "jumped" over and tryed to scratch an unfired bayonett equiped Enfield. I know through an earlier post that the Enfield is "ugly as a cats ass" but is there really an excuse for this type of behavior?
Is the black rifle mad - does it feel inferior? Does it simply need more friends who are "more like it"? Is it uncomfortable in mixed surroundings? I don't think it likes diverstiy (another post for later).
I hope you enjoy your day and your rifles are living in harmony one with another. Laughter is good - hope you got to.
Best regards to ODT
I was happy looking at stuff in my safe (which tragically was lost this AM in a boating accident - post for later time).
I took out the evil rifle and inspected for safe and then just simply held it for a few minutes. Visions of conquest and SHTF all burning in my mind. I put the evil one back into its place. I felt some animosity coming from it but went on about my business of counting ammo and loading "bullet snuggies". I felt like all would be well so I closed it up tight. Visions of sigs and kimbers, glock and H & K .....
Then - through absolutely no fault of my own the black rifle "jumped" over and tryed to scratch an unfired bayonett equiped Enfield. I know through an earlier post that the Enfield is "ugly as a cats ass" but is there really an excuse for this type of behavior?
Is the black rifle mad - does it feel inferior? Does it simply need more friends who are "more like it"? Is it uncomfortable in mixed surroundings? I don't think it likes diverstiy (another post for later).
I hope you enjoy your day and your rifles are living in harmony one with another. Laughter is good - hope you got to.
Best regards to ODT