Question for the physics majors

[fattboyzz]

 

[User170512]

First, you did not specify the size of the IPAs, your stomach, or your anus (max).

Second there is only acceleration, positive and negative.

Third, it is 12:02

 

[User170512]

Assume sea level, 14.7 psi ,75f , astronomy is not my strong suit, call it x1 for variables

What self respecting scientist uses Farenheit?

 

[greg vess]

Foreground:
I had 6 India Pale Ales and 1 dozen hottest wings available. (UNKNOWN in schoville units/irrelevant)
Equation:
To contain liquid cohesion let's assume that my anus measures >1mm in diameter at a semi constant rate. Discount breathing and squatting for a constant state.
If I spray a consistent stream of IPA and chicken wing at a constant rate of 1 quart/2 second ratio with a 75/25 liquid solid ratio and solids at an average of ~20mm per unit. What is the e expansion rate on my anus? Given that there is no known acceleration/deceleration inconsistent on the flow?

I have a number, my opponent has a number, but we're sure the math isn't all there.

Please give an example to express the unincluded math to help me win my argument.
Due by noon on Sunday

Edit:
I do realize that I threw empirical and metric units in there so substitute 1000ml for 1qt for continuity

Dude I haven't laughed that hard in years. Most excellent. I actually though I was gonna be able to answer a math question but I started laughing at anus and cried all the way through. Oh my that was too funny.

 

[Baldilox]

You're the Rocket Man.

 

[greg vess]

I had to hit the share icon and send that to my best friend.

 

[greg vess]

I shared you OP with my best friend. We have always offended people with our crude sense of humor. His response was a tear eyed laughing face and the r we mark, " Dude it's scary knowing there guys like us out there." . LOL he also said he always compared everything with shi**ng as it the universal form of measurement. He he he ha haaaaah!

 

[captdave77]

Run for office again. This really needs to be read on the 10 o'clock news.

 

[Droz76]

Math again...?
Ok, here we go.

1+1=2
2+2=4
4+4=8
8+8=...........

Suffice it to say, you are going to be....

 

[rbstern]

empirical and metric units

That locked up my TI programmable calculator. I'm out.