Random quotes thread

[Dogwood]

 

[HERMET]

"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day" Harry S. Truman

 

[alleycat]

"A wise monkey doesn't monkey with another monkey's monkey"- Pop

 

[harrycalahan]

Lol I forgot all about this one. I was working on an old cherrypicker years ago trying to rig something to get it fixed. An old guy (still good friends) walked up and asked what I was doing?? I said oh Im just experimenting. He said...

"Be careful when you experiment. My brother-n-law used to experiment with his sister until she got pregnant".

 

[deller]

When you have them by the ball's their hearts and minds will follow!

 

[strokin99]

Call the man!

 

[Appalachian American]

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

 

[Appalachian American]

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.

Aesop

 

[coach482]

You don't know **** from shinola.

 

[the_great_white]

stupid is as stupid does.......Forrest Gump