Random quotes thread

[the_great_white]

"It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens
Mom's cooking chicken and collard greens
Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese
And Santa puttin gifts under Christmas trees:

- Daryl McDaniels aka. - D.M.C.

 

[brad sweet]

Christmas time best time of the year gets some guns and shoot some beers....im not as think as you drunk i am..osiffer

 

[carver]

If Bull S*** was music,you'd be a brass band
My Dad

 

[carver]

Three things make life worth living, good food, a tight pu**y, and a warm place to sh*t

My best friend

 

[brad sweet]

W.I.F.E washes. irons. ****s. etc

 

[the_great_white]

W.I.F.E washes. irons. ****s. etc

got to show this one to the misses......

 

[Appalachian American]

got to show this one to the misses......

Pics!.....or it didn't happen.

 

[Appalachian American]

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
― George Carlin

 

[Appalachian American]

“How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, His precepts!”
― Benjamin Franklin

 

[Appalachian American]

“My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?”
― Bob Hope