Redneck sayings. Whatcha got?

[Beerman]

He is so cross eyed he can see himsef roundin the corner.

If you don't use your head, you might as well have two asses.

 

[spencer60]

I always liked how anything not visible right there was always 'over yonder'.

 

[alleycat]

"... Buck teeth so bad she could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence..."

 

[eflat]

At boys got a **** eatin grin.

Hottern two rats ****in in a wool sock.

Loudern rain on a tin roof.

You done fell and bumped yo head.

Goodern snuff.

That thing is all whomp gottlin.

You talk **** you gonna get bit.

 

[coach482]

You can say anythin bad about some body, just add
"Bless his heart" to the end of the statement.

 

[Presstek]

"I'm hangin' in there like a hair in a biscuit"

"She's so ugly she would make a freight train take a dirt road."

"That's F***ed up as a football bat."

 

[ruffvrod]

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey

 

[tbro717]

"... Buck teeth so bad she could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence..."

give her a potato and let her make curly fries

 

[tbro717]

Slicker than a mayonaise sandwich!

If you cant find the hole, fold the fat and **** the fold!

 

[sniper22]

Hangin in there like a hair in a biscuit.