Redneck sayings. Whatcha got?

[Squints]

If my father wishes to comment on the extreme ugliness of a woman, he might say "She's got a face that could knock a buzzard off a gut wagon."

I almost crapped myself the first time I heard him say that.


Here's one of my personal favorites. In reference to getting some sweet lovin... "Get'n some stank on yer hangdown." Ok, that one's might be a little R rated-ish. But it's still funny.

And, of course, "I'm so hungry I could eat the south end out of a north bound mule."


This thread is "as country as a butter bean sandwich."

 

[shockmastermike]

he was so ugly as a baby they tied a portchop round his neck so the dog would play with him.

 

[Allsmiles]

Swoll up like a bullfrog
Watch that sore finger (normally right before you hit it with something)
that's gonna leave a mark