Sack of chickens

[whitehat]

Thought I'd share a little joke my grandpa told me:

Two rednecks, Bubba and Junior are walking down a dirt path. Junior had a big sack over his shoulder.
Bubba: “What you got in yer sack?”
Junior: “I got me sum chickins fer dinner.”
Bubba: “Can I have one?”
Junior: “Well sure…. If you can guess how many I got, I'll give you both of em.””
Bubba: “ Umm.... Six! ”

 

[kimchee45]

Thought I'd share a little joke my grandpa told me:

Two rednecks, Bubba and Junior are walking down a dirt path. Junior had a big sack over his shoulder.
Bubba: “What you got in yer sack?”
Junior: “I got me sum chickins fer dinner.”
Bubba: “Can I have one?”
Junior: “Well sure…. If you can guess how many I got, I'll give you both of em.””
Bubba: “ Umm.... Six! ”

Actually, that is now the exact situation we are in today !
And "Bubba" is all the Media and Leftists !

 

[gh1950]

Reminded of the bunch of cajuns out in Louisiana that drove a pick over a washed out bridge into a flooded bayou.

The ones in the cab broke out the windows and got out, but the ones in the bed drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate open.

 

[Macvan]

Evens eyes knows a couple chickens means three...... pickup trucks tailgates are like shoe laces. Ain't nobody got them cuz they can't figure out how to use them

 

[Egghead]

So did he give him the chickens or not?

 

[ItBeMe]

And they are members of this ODT site.

 

[Gunanddoglover]

Were they cornish hens?

 

[whitehat]

Were they cornish hens?

yes, I believe they were inbred cornish hens.

 

[Tony2X]

Do they taste like frog legs?

 

[Gunanddoglover]

yes, I believe they were inbred cornish hens.

Did they have any legos up............