Sayings that stick with you

[Sagan]

Grandma used to say, "Hope in one hand and sh!t in the other and see which one fills up first."

She would gave had a field day with Barry's campaign.

 

[blazedawg87]

does a bear sh*t in the woods?

 

[Mr. T]

my dad would always say when me and my brother was fighting " That right there, is gonna have to come to a cease and a woah. If not, its katy bar the door! "

 

[scandmx5]

If you don't like the peaches, don't shake the tree

 

[bearpugh]

i can't stop you from the notion, but i can break you from the habit.(my dad)

 

[Gacowboy]

my grandma allways told me "it,s not how much you make, it,s what you do with what you make" Talking about money.

 

[Patronus]

"If at first you don't succeed, keep on suckin' till you DO suck seeds" - Curly, The Three Stooges

 

[Sargent]

"It beats a sharp stick in the eye" (for whenever expectations are good, but not as good as you had wished)

 

[mjrgt03]

Heard this one the other day. He was describing his bad luck.

"It could be raining titties and I'd get hit by a d*ck."

 

[Nick_T]

One of my old fishing buddies when talking about bars and such........

"If you wouldn't take your kids there or wouldn't want to run into them there when they come of age, you don't need to be there."

Don't know why that stuck with me over the years like it did, but he is wise beyond his age. We don't hang around together as much as we use to for some reason, but still consider him a good friend.

Nick T