Sayings that stick with you

[WyldeDime]

"it could be raining titties and i'd get hit by a d*ck."

hahahhahahahaha!!!

 

[Nick_T]

" Ya gotta be tough to be that stupid ".

Works great after someone sustains a minor injury.

Nick T

 

[wozbean]

My Dad likes to say "You're a pretty fart smeller."

When it comes to other people and the "order", I will say, "Age before Beauty" or "Beauty before Age" depending on the situation.

I also like "If it's worth doing, It's worth doing RIGHT"

 

[Crackerz]

"I had the right-of-way will look good on your tombstone."

 

[Tubbith]

"Play stupid games, Win stupid prizes"

 

[shawnZ1]

It doesn't matter what you do, as long as you are the best at it.

 

[Badger]

What goes around comes around.

 

[bassfann1]

To wait until you retire to do what you want to do is just idiotic, think of what you want to do someday, and find a way to make a living out of it today![/QUOTE]

I wish!

 

[sinac84]

"A job worth doing is worth doing right."

 

[Just Plain Bill]

If you want to hear God laugh, tell him YOUR plans.

and a family favorite

Tough times makes monkeys eat red peppers.

One more from back home...

You can put your boots in the oven but that don't make'em biscuits.